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[May. 22nd, 2004|11:31 pm] |
I UPDATED.
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[May. 18th, 2004|07:07 pm] |
IN A WORLD WHERE THE INTERNET HAS REDFINED PIONEERING, I HAVE REDEFINED THE INTERNET.
NOBODY IS AS HARDCORE INTERNETTY AS I AM - I EVEN HAVE AN INTERNET RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN INTERNET.
FUCK OFF SHITTIES, I AM THE INTERNET KING.
[PS, THAT'S YOU IN THE ICON] |
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[May. 6th, 2004|10:17 pm] |
I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS FOLKS;
BUT POO IS NOT AN EROGENOUS ZONE. |
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[Apr. 30th, 2004|12:18 am] |
HITLER WAS A LACKIN'
IN PANTS-PLEASING ACTION
THAT'S WHY HE GASSED THE JEWS, YOU SEE!
IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRAGIC,
WITHIN MY PANTS LIES MAGIC,
(AND SOME DEVILRY)
THERE'S HAIRLESS BALLS OUT PEEKIN'
AND A COCK WITHIN REACHIN'
SUCK 'EM BOTH FOR RACIAL HARMONY.
IF YOU WANT THE BOYS TO STOP WARRIN'
YOU GOTTA' KEEP 'EM SCORIN'
SO GET DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES! |
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[Apr. 24th, 2004|02:30 am] |
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I'LL MISS FUCKING YOU - I ALWAYS DID WANT TO MAKE YOU MY OWN LITTLE WHORE. |
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[Apr. 18th, 2004|12:44 pm] |
OMG POSTING WITH NEW ICON PLZ BOWDOWN
[ALSO, I DID SPEND HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO PHOTOSHOP THE ROCK WITH A NAPPY ON, BUT I COULDN'T GET IT QUITE RIGHT SO I GAVE UP] |
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[Apr. 7th, 2004|10:42 pm] |
WTF MY WHOLE WORLD IS DESTROYED.
ALANIS MORRISETTE ACTUALLY LOOKS ATTRACTIVE NOW OMG. |
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| UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN LIVEJOURNAL FAGS |
[Apr. 5th, 2004|02:06 pm] |
Your message submitted to the moderated community dearasshole has been rejected
by a moderator of that community.
Here are the reasons for the rejection as provided by the moderator:
You're too much of an asshole for this community, sorry.
This is the message you submitted:
Time: 2004-04-05 13:33
Subject:
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DEAR ASSHOLE
TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAPSLOCK YOU GODDAMN SHITHOLE. NOBODY HAS THAT MUCH TROUBLE READING SMALL CAPS - IN FACT, IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER. THE ONLY THING MORE ANNOYING THAN ALL CAPS IS BLINKY TEXT. WAIT, THERE'S ALSO HAVING ACCOUNTS INVITED TO A GAY LITTLE COMMUNITY WHEN YOU'RE DESPERATELY WAITING FOR SOME KIND OF EMAIL NOTIFICATION OF ATTENTION FROM THIS GIRL YOU KIND OF LIKE AND HAD LITTLE HEART FLUTTERS ABOUT THIS MORNING WHILE THINKING ABOUT AND INSTEAD YOU GET SEVERAL EMAILS ABOUT SOME TARD COMMUNITY THAT YOU'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE AND IT SEEMS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU'D ACTUALLY BE INVITED IS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHO TYPES ALL IN CAPS.
I MEAN WTF.
YHBT OR SOMETHING.
Regards,
LiveJournal.com Team |
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[Mar. 11th, 2004|08:37 pm] |
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RECTAL BLEEDING IS NOT SEXY |
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[Mar. 4th, 2004|07:54 am] |
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WHEN YOU FISH IN A BIG POND THERE'S ALWAYS A BITE. |
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[Mar. 1st, 2004|08:48 pm] |
My nipples have been like little fortresses of sex today, built to stab the feminine sky.
SHUT UP AND BLEED. |
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[Feb. 16th, 2004|09:00 pm] |
I wonder how long it will take for that image to change. Possibly as long as it takes for someone to tell the guy his forehead looks like AN ARSE. |
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[Feb. 6th, 2004|02:12 pm] |
DEAR LIFE
PLEASE SCOUR THESE VESTIGES OF BOILS FROM YOUR PANORAMIC VIEW THANK YOU. |
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[Jan. 24th, 2004|09:43 am] |
DEAR DUMBASS.
IF YOU'RE REALLY FROM THE EAGLE BANK OF NIGERIA, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A NIGER TOP LEVEL DOMAIN??
.CC IS THE COCO ISLANDS, YOU TARD MAGNET. AT LEAST FAKE YOUR ADDRESS TO .NG.
HAHAHA, .NG - SOUNDS LIKE MY LAST GIRLFRIEND EVERYTIME I ENTERED HER. |
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[Dec. 3rd, 2003|04:14 pm] |
"I would be the smartest man if I was invisible -
wait, I already am."
MY OPINION IS NO.
IF YOU WERE THE SMARTEST MAN THAT SENTENCE WOULDN'T INCLUDE THE WORD 'WAS'. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2003|09:27 pm] |
Banned from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif) sextips.
It's a strange hobby. |
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[Nov. 14th, 2003|08:57 pm] |
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iohgwehweb8y240826ynt3ltenklqwfnlfwlnkqwfk ntweg weg posting spree |
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[Oct. 18th, 2003|01:41 am] |
Holy shit, everything's been shut down for so long.
That faggot ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) ghostlight has spent far too long moping about - shit, he hasn't even been moping - he's just been doing shit nothing with his life for the past week.
The only upside is he fucking got laid.
BULLY FOR HIM.
I'm still dead. |
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