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(no subject) [Jun. 3rd, 2004|01:03 pm]
King Dead Fish
HANDJOBS MEAN FURRIES



PLEASE, FOR THE SAKE OF THE INTERNET, KEEP YOUR GODDAMN HANDS TO YOURSELVES.




http://www.livejournal.com/community/mybodytaken/147704.html
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(no subject) [May. 22nd, 2004|11:31 pm]
King Dead Fish
I UPDATED.

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(no subject) [May. 18th, 2004|07:07 pm]
King Dead Fish
IN A WORLD WHERE THE INTERNET HAS REDFINED PIONEERING, I HAVE REDEFINED THE INTERNET.




NOBODY IS AS HARDCORE INTERNETTY AS I AM - I EVEN HAVE AN INTERNET RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE GODDAMN INTERNET.



FUCK OFF SHITTIES, I AM THE INTERNET KING.



[PS, THAT'S YOU IN THE ICON]
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2004|10:17 pm]
King Dead Fish
I'M SORRY TO SAY THIS FOLKS;


BUT POO IS NOT AN EROGENOUS ZONE.
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(no subject) [Apr. 30th, 2004|12:18 am]
King Dead Fish
HITLER WAS A LACKIN'
IN PANTS-PLEASING ACTION
THAT'S WHY HE GASSED THE JEWS, YOU SEE!

IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRAGIC,
WITHIN MY PANTS LIES MAGIC,
(AND SOME DEVILRY)

THERE'S HAIRLESS BALLS OUT PEEKIN'
AND A COCK WITHIN REACHIN'
SUCK 'EM BOTH FOR RACIAL HARMONY.

IF YOU WANT THE BOYS TO STOP WARRIN'
YOU GOTTA' KEEP 'EM SCORIN'
SO GET DOWN ON YOUR HANDS AND KNEES!
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(no subject) [Apr. 24th, 2004|02:30 am]
King Dead Fish
I'LL MISS FUCKING YOU - I ALWAYS DID WANT TO MAKE YOU MY OWN LITTLE WHORE.
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(no subject) [Apr. 18th, 2004|12:44 pm]
King Dead Fish
OMG POSTING WITH NEW ICON PLZ BOWDOWN



[ALSO, I DID SPEND HALF AN HOUR TRYING TO PHOTOSHOP THE ROCK WITH A NAPPY ON, BUT I COULDN'T GET IT QUITE RIGHT SO I GAVE UP]
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(no subject) [Apr. 7th, 2004|10:42 pm]
King Dead Fish
WTF MY WHOLE WORLD IS DESTROYED.


ALANIS MORRISETTE ACTUALLY LOOKS ATTRACTIVE NOW OMG.
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UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN LIVEJOURNAL FAGS [Apr. 5th, 2004|02:06 pm]
King Dead Fish
Your message submitted to the moderated community dearasshole has been rejected
by a moderator of that community.

Here are the reasons for the rejection as provided by the moderator:

You're too much of an asshole for this community, sorry.

This is the message you submitted:

Time: 2004-04-05 13:33
Subject:
Text:
DEAR ASSHOLE


TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING CAPSLOCK YOU GODDAMN SHITHOLE. NOBODY HAS THAT MUCH TROUBLE READING SMALL CAPS - IN FACT, IT'S ACTUALLY EASIER. THE ONLY THING MORE ANNOYING THAN ALL CAPS IS BLINKY TEXT. WAIT, THERE'S ALSO HAVING ACCOUNTS INVITED TO A GAY LITTLE COMMUNITY WHEN YOU'RE DESPERATELY WAITING FOR SOME KIND OF EMAIL NOTIFICATION OF ATTENTION FROM THIS GIRL YOU KIND OF LIKE AND HAD LITTLE HEART FLUTTERS ABOUT THIS MORNING WHILE THINKING ABOUT AND INSTEAD YOU GET SEVERAL EMAILS ABOUT SOME TARD COMMUNITY THAT YOU'D NEVER EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE AND IT SEEMS THAT THE ONLY REASON YOU'D ACTUALLY BE INVITED IS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE WHO TYPES ALL IN CAPS.


I MEAN WTF.

YHBT OR SOMETHING.

Regards,
LiveJournal.com Team
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(no subject) [Mar. 18th, 2004|12:10 am]
King Dead Fish
OMG ROCK
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